Win A TRX Suspension System!
I’ve got some awesome news to share with all of you. Angry Trainer Fitness is holding our first ever contest!
That’s right, one of you lucky readers is going to win a brand new TRX Suspension Training system. You all know I love the TRX and gave it a great review several months ago – so I’m thrilled that the TRX team want to work with us here at ATF.
For those of you that don’t know, a Navy SEAL created the TRX system in an effort to create a training system that can be used anywhere. The system you see now is far evolved from the parachute cables and nets that soldiers used out in the field and is an amazing training tool. You can train and exercise your entire body, virtually anywhere!
To get a great workout, you can hang it from a tree outside, or attach it to a door in your house. It works your core, challenges your stability, and provides strength AND cardiovascular benefits. And it’s ultra compact and portable, so it easily fits right in your bag when traveling for work or vacation. As you can tell, I’m a big fan of TRX – and you know I only recommend products I passionately believe in…
Now, back to the contest. Do you see that photo below? Yep – that really is me. Back in 1991… go ahead and laugh…
So here’s the deal – this is a caption contest and I want you to come up with the cleverest, wittiest, funniest caption you can think of. Whoever makes me laugh the most wins the system – valued at over $200. Cool, huh!
Just leave your caption in the comments section below – so we can all have a good laugh along the way. Closing date for entries is Saturday October 15th at midnight EST – and we’ll announce the winner shortly afterwards. And don’t forget to spread the word and “join” Angry Trainer Fitness on Facebook.
So what are you waiting for… fire away!
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‘Serious Mullitude’
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“There is something inside me that it’s getting me angry…”
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If Billy Ray Cyrus and Richard Marx had a son…
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Get ready people! With hair that tells you, ‘I can get down do business, but I know how to party,’ and a mustache that says, ‘I’m a man now’, Alfonso is going to PUMP, you up! Put on your spandex and get ready to stretch those hammies!!!
about 1 year ago
Wait’ll they get a load of me…
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1991- Business in the front, party in the back. 2011- Mat Work sculpts the front, Core Strength for your back.
about 1 year ago
No… I’m not related to weird Al Yankovic.
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when my mustache comes in, I am going to become a professional wrestler.
about 1 year ago
” Here I am Ladies” !
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“Smells like teen spirit”
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Kitty, Kitty… where is that darned cat… Oh $f#*!, he’s on the back of my neck!
about 1 year ago
Mullet, moustache and Mousse. What more could you ask for?
about 1 year ago
Its like John Hughes made a movie in the 90′s… and he’s the star.
about 1 year ago
Why aren’t my comments being posted?! I am not being malicious in any way. I just want to participate in this contest like everyone else!
about 1 year ago
ok…well, after that being said…I feel like a fool :s Anyways, in regards to #3 Mike’s comment about Billy Ray Cirus and Richard Marx…LOL…I was thinking more along the lines of George Michaels and Tom Sellek (when he was just hitting puberty and starting to grow his “famous” mustache
about 1 year ago
Take 2:
That’s enough fun for today Alfonso, now give me back my ceiling mop!!!!
about 1 year ago
Class of 1991…..
Most likely to succeed: John Doe
Most likely to be famous: Jane Doe
Most likely to still be living with parents at the age of 45: Alfonso Moretti (a.k.a the Sex Panther)
about 1 year ago
Trinity: “It’s the question that drives us, Neo.”
Alfonzo: “What IS the Mullet?”
about 1 year ago
Please, sir, could you brush this caterpillar off of my face?
about 1 year ago
You’d be angry too if you gave up this mullet!!
about 1 year ago
Vote for Pedro
about 1 year ago
Just think… one day I will be bald and buff!
about 1 year ago
OMG WHAT’S THAT ON YOUR FACE!!! oh… my bad man… that’s just your moustache…
about 1 year ago
Alfonso Moretti: this young man showed his love of managing the minimart through his “business-in-the-front-party-in-the-back” mullet, love of HBO with his satellite disk ears and full support of Peach Pickers of America with his peach fuzz lip. Most likely to spend lots of time in the gym in order to avoid getting beat up. Happy graduation moonpie!
about 1 year ago
“Man, if this look doesn’t get me a date to the prom, I’m gonna be ANGRY for the rest of my life!”
about 1 year ago
Oh my goodness, it’s the lead singer of Journey!!!
about 1 year ago
I’ll have a Colombian brother named “Pedro El Escamoso”
about 1 year ago
The FBI recently released this photo of the man believed to be the second shooter on the grass knoll
about 1 year ago
Yeah…I can fly!
about 1 year ago
“How YOU doin’…?”
about 1 year ago
Taco Bell Initially wanted Alfonso…in the end they chose a Chihuahua
about 1 year ago
Um, the Flock of Seagulls called and want their hairdo back
about 1 year ago
Official Wingman!
about 1 year ago
Which way to the porn star audition?
about 1 year ago
I’m too sexy for my tie, so sexy.
about 1 year ago
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
about 1 year ago
“Yeah babe…it’s just who I am…and I can tell you’re digging me….”
about 1 year ago
“Dude, what the hell do you mean, the Michael Bolton look isn’t ‘in’?”
or
“I make mullets look goooooooood.”
about 1 year ago
Oh wait, I get it. So THIS is why you shave your head, now. THIS is the haircut that scarred you from ever growing hair on your head again.
about 1 year ago
“Since I couldn’t grow anything more on my upper lip, I overcompensated with the back of my head.”
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Is that a giant caterpillar on your neck… or is it 1991?
about 1 year ago
“My name is Alfonso Moretti Jr. You hate my mullet? Prepare to die.”
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Dog (the Bounty Hunter) wishes he had my hair.
about 1 year ago
Come and conga during the Alfonso hour!
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Wait until my prom date gets a look at this hotness, so what if she’s my cousin :/….. (cue banjo!)
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Desperately wanting to make it onto the “Awkward Family Photos” website Alfonso prepared his unique plan of attack, however he found it difficult to find any family members willing to join in on his venture, so he did it all by himself.
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Uncle Dad, go get sister Mom, let’s make us a cousin brother!
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Yeah that’s right, I tried out to be the lead singer of Duran Duran AND INXS…
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Don’t tell mom the babysitter died because she thought the guy who showed up to pick up the family’s daughter was actually a Rodent of Unusual Size from the Princess Bride movie.
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Just wait til you see how I turn out!
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I want to win the TRX but I cannot think of anything funnier than comment #3.
about 1 year ago
How do you like my new hairpiece? I picked it up off the highway yesterday. A little bit of fur was left over so I stuck it on my lip – like a boss.
about 1 year ago
*Alfonso puts it 8 track player*
*after a brief moment of silence*
“Hello, is it me you’re looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You’re all I’ve ever wanted, (and) my arms are open wide
‘Cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much, I love you …”
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Nice Tie
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Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain’t no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my…
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair
- taken from Hair
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I’m not just the hair club president, I’m the founder!
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Then:Yeah that’s right look at my beautiful set of hair, i’m gonna rock this locks FOREVER!!!
Now: What the hell was i thinking, no wonder she left prom with that other guy
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“I mustache you a question, and I want you to mullet over”
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Hmmm, I think I’m gonna put some Whitesnake on the new mix tape for Suzie!
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Who needs to be that big anyways?
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Obey my mullet. MY MUSTACHE DEMANDS IT!
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Babes just can’t resist the mullet. And these seductive eyes? They just stand no chance.
about 1 year ago
The precursor to Derek Zoolander’s “blue steel.” ( It’s so smoldering it can’t be used directly at the camera. )
about 1 year ago
I mustache you a question. I long did it take to grow that thing? Killa Stache!
Columbus discovered America. Thomas Edison invented the light bulb. Henry Ford popularized the automobile. Alfonso Moretti created the mullet.
Alfonso Moretti’s mustache is Victoria’s Secret!
I think I knew that chick in high school?
They think I look smooth now. Wait till they see me cruising around in my IROC.
about 1 year ago
And people wonder why you became fit and shaved your head!
about 1 year ago
I’m Scooby’s younger much more handsome little brother. >;()
about 1 year ago
Achy breaky mistakey + womb broom = all that is man.
about 1 year ago
Now look here ladies, ya see this hair (pause for a moment)……. well….. U Can’t Touch This, dun da nuh nuh nuh da nuhhh, Can’t touch this (in a MC Hammer voice)
My-my-my-my HAIR hits me so hard
Makes me say,”oh my lord, thank you for blessing me
With such a slick mullet and a neck that’s HYPERTROPHIED!”