Win A TRX Suspension System!


I’ve got some awesome news to share with all of you. Angry Trainer Fitness is holding our first ever contest!

That’s right, one of you lucky readers is going to win a brand new TRX Suspension Training system. You all know I love the TRX and gave it a great review several months ago – so I’m thrilled that the TRX team want to work with us here at ATF.

For those of you that don’t know, a Navy SEAL created the TRX system in an effort to create a training system that can be used anywhere. The system you see now is far evolved from the parachute cables and nets that soldiers used out in the field and is an amazing training tool. You can train and exercise your entire body, virtually anywhere!

To get a great workout, you can hang it from a tree outside, or attach it to a door in your house. It works your core, challenges your stability, and provides strength AND cardiovascular benefits. And it’s ultra compact and portable, so it easily fits right in your bag when traveling for work or vacation. As you can tell, I’m a big fan of TRX – and you know I only recommend products I passionately believe in…

Now, back to the contest. Do you see that photo below? Yep – that really is me. Back in 1991… go ahead and laugh…

Alfonso Moretti-1991

So here’s the deal – this is a caption contest and I want you to come up with the cleverest, wittiest, funniest caption you can think of. Whoever makes me laugh the most wins the system – valued at over $200. Cool, huh!

Just leave your caption in the comments section below – so we can all have a good laugh along the way. Closing date for entries is Saturday October 15th at midnight EST – and we’ll announce the winner shortly afterwards. And don’t forget to spread the word and “join” Angry Trainer Fitness on Facebook.

So what are you waiting for… fire away!

69 comments on “Win A TRX Suspension System!

  1. Get ready people! With hair that tells you, ‘I can get down do business, but I know how to party,’ and a mustache that says, ‘I’m a man now’, Alfonso is going to PUMP, you up! Put on your spandex and get ready to stretch those hammies!!!

  2. ok…well, after that being said…I feel like a fool :s Anyways, in regards to #3 Mike’s comment about Billy Ray Cirus and Richard Marx…LOL…I was thinking more along the lines of George Michaels and Tom Sellek (when he was just hitting puberty and starting to grow his “famous” mustache ;)

  3. Alfonso Moretti: this young man showed his love of managing the minimart through his “business-in-the-front-party-in-the-back” mullet, love of HBO with his satellite disk ears and full support of Peach Pickers of America with his peach fuzz lip. Most likely to spend lots of time in the gym in order to avoid getting beat up. Happy graduation moonpie!

  4. Desperately wanting to make it onto the “Awkward Family Photos” website Alfonso prepared his unique plan of attack, however he found it difficult to find any family members willing to join in on his venture, so he did it all by himself.

  5. Don’t tell mom the babysitter died because she thought the guy who showed up to pick up the family’s daughter was actually a Rodent of Unusual Size from the Princess Bride movie.

  6. *Alfonso puts it 8 track player*
    *after a brief moment of silence*
    “Hello, is it me you’re looking for?
    I can see it in your eyes
    I can see it in your smile
    You’re all I’ve ever wanted, (and) my arms are open wide
    ‘Cause you know just what to say
    And you know just what to do
    And I want to tell you so much, I love you …”

  7. Let it fly in the breeze
    And get caught in the trees
    Give a home to the fleas in my hair
    A home for fleas
    A hive for bees
    A nest for birds
    There ain’t no words
    For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
    Of my…

    Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
    Flow it, show it
    Long as God can grow it
    My hair

    - taken from Hair

  8. Then:Yeah that’s right look at my beautiful set of hair, i’m gonna rock this locks FOREVER!!!
    Now: What the hell was i thinking, no wonder she left prom with that other guy

  9. I mustache you a question. I long did it take to grow that thing? Killa Stache!

    Columbus discovered America. Thomas Edison invented the light bulb. Henry Ford popularized the automobile. Alfonso Moretti created the mullet.

    Alfonso Moretti’s mustache is Victoria’s Secret!

    I think I knew that chick in high school?

    They think I look smooth now. Wait till they see me cruising around in my IROC.

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  11. Now look here ladies, ya see this hair (pause for a moment)……. well….. U Can’t Touch This, dun da nuh nuh nuh da nuhhh, Can’t touch this (in a MC Hammer voice)
    My-my-my-my HAIR hits me so hard
    Makes me say,”oh my lord, thank you for blessing me
    With such a slick mullet and a neck that’s HYPERTROPHIED!”

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